fuck off

adriofthedead:

thegoodsonisbad:

grapeyguts:

unicornnextdoor:

OH MY GOD I’M GONNA CRY THIS IS SO FUNNY

MARIO FROM HELL

MY FACE HURTS.

i love what people do to mario games jfc

HAHAHA YES

oh my god

THE TREES

ARE LUIGI

(Source: popcrimes, via ashysaurous)

A cat interrupting my picture of a cat

(Source: howdumb, via captainderp)

whitetiffany:

what, mom?? im using too much conditioner??

sorry i cant hear u over how smooth my hair is

(via ccrystalmath)

(via haveabeautifulnight)

(via fuckyeah1990s)

thepizzaqueen:

I don’t need to be drunk to send stupid text messages that I’ll regret I do it normally anyways

(via captainderp)

sherlobster:

so, I was supposed to make a “short, convincing commercial about why deforestation is bad” for science

I got a little carried away

(via captainderp)

caughtbythelight:

throwitinasupernova:

mindinstandby:

probably

hey they promised me eternal glory if I handed over my soul

yeah, that and my first born child.

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(Source: hardlaughterisgoodforthesoul, via captainderp)

behaving:

TRYIGN TO BAKE COOKIES ON MY HOT FACE

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